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sherlielocks:
seafiish:
fiyhi:
spyrasha:
mpregbert:
people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord
ive stepped on a nail excuse you
i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that
i once killed a man

(Source: egberts, via chelseawoosh)
